Why do we call it midnight or 12 at night when it’s really morning?

So I don’t do this but I’m kinda curious somebody inbox me who they ship me with

So I don’t do this but I’m kinda curious somebody inbox me who they ship me with

So my brother is coughing and it’s 11 at night and I finally told him to shut up so I can sleep.
He yells back “I’m sick what do you want me to do about it!”
Apparently go suck on something wasn’t the right answer because now he’s coughing because he’s laughing to hard.

So I work with my boyfriend and last night we had two guys (Brandon and Brad) from school come in after hours to pick up another guy (Nathan) we were working with. I noticed there was another guy (Alex) with them that we didn’t now. Alex started to hit on me, flirt with me as we were cleaning up. Finally my boyfriend told Nathan that he was all good he can go home we will do the rest. He just wanted Alex out of there. My boyfriend took me home and as I was getting out of the car he pulled me back kissed me hard then moved to my neck and kissed and sucked there. While quietly mumbling “mine” This morning I found a huge purple mark. Today while we were cleaning they showed up and since I’m required at work to wear my hair up it was noticeable. Brandon told my boyfriend, “Dang boy could you your territory anymore?” He nodded and grabbed and kissed me like he did the night before. Alex just stared while my boyfriend just smirked at him.




all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic


the post that doesn’t age



hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

I think you would like Hoodie Allen's music you should check out High Again acoustic or Two Lips acoustic let me know what you think!

That was defiantly not what I expected lol but it wasn’t bad

But did Jay put To “Louis and Harry” on the invitation?


This is a question which just popped into my head! 

Me: liar liar mom on fire!…why do I always come back to that
Brother: That’s so messed up